PEAK ENJOYERS / 2026 SEASON
Big dreams.
Terrible lineups.
Your weekly dose of fantasy football reality.
Real scores. Questionable decisions. Zero mercy.
THE SCOUTING REPORT
Loading the receipts…
Roasts are earned, never invented.
01 / THE PECKING ORDER
Standings & delusions
| RANK | TEAM / MANAGEMENT | W–L–T | POINTS FOR | POINTS AGAINST | THE VERDICT |
|---|
Ordered by win percentage, then points for. Sleeper playoff tiebreakers may differ. The jokes are unofficial.
02 / SUNDAY SMACKDOWN
Weekly damage report
THE MAIN EVENT / MATCHUP OF THE WEEK
See the main event ↗One game. Maximum baggage.
The playoff race, recent form, and rematch receipts. Plus stakes for every other matchup.
NEW / THE LEAGUE ROLLERCOASTER
Explore the graphs ↗Every face tells a season.
Weekly points, scoring ranks, and bench regret. The receipts now have faces.
03 / BRING THE RECEIPTS
Consistency is optional
Weekly scoring
One bar per week. Every questionable decision, documented.